The Humour of Starting a Lube Brand With Your Kids

Welcome to the GREEN PEACH Blog.  I hope this blog is a humorous, happy and informative blog and that you enjoy reading it.

So I came up with the idea of a natural full spectrum Lube.  I called it GREEN PEACH.  Green because I was over hearing and reading “Canna this Canna that”.... and so the GREEN represents the full spectrum CBD.   PEACH because we wanted the products to be upmarket healthy and sensual.  A peach is sensual, luscious, juicy, sexy, natural.  It’s beautiful to look at and if you were wandering through a peach orchard, you would want to pluck a beautifully ripe peach from it’s branch and bite into it savouring its juices....

And so GREEN PEACH was grown.  Delicately, carefully - like a seed put into fertile organic soil and nurturing it until it’s a fully grown tree, heavily laden with amazing fruit.

The GREEN PEACH team is a mom, son and daughter.  I could write a book about the humorous and for me (the mom) sometimes, slightly awkward conversations that took place , as I was was plunged into the VERY outspoken ness of my two children chatting about sex...

An example - we were discussing ingredients for our products and my daughter very strongly said 

“Mom!  The ingredients have to be edible AND vegan because.....”. 

Me 

“Yes, yes, yes!  You do NOT need to explain!  I REALLY do understand....”

Another time I was told by my son to get a competitors product from Clicks.  As i was walking out armed with 18 rolls of toilet paper and a tube of one of our competitors lube, something occurred to me.  And so I wrote on our GREEN PEACH WhatsApp chat “I am clearly the oldest in this team, I am the only one NOT having sex ....so WHY am I buying the lube?????  

And why on earth do they give these lubes SUCH revolting names????  a kind of spear...something that glides???   Eeuw... horrible”