Hilarious Feedback from a 75 year old Green Peach Fairy

I was having coffee with a very dear friend who is slightly older than me.  We were sitting having a coffee in a small coffee shop.  It was quiet due to Covid probably.  I had gifted my friend with The Green Peach EVERYTHING ESSENSUAL Oil Based Lube. The timing of my gift was perfect as she had a close friend spontaneously visit her for a weekend from outside of Cape Town.  Over our coffee and yum carrot cake, she VERY excitedly told me about her “naughty” weekend of loving using her Green Peach.  She was getting very animated and so the volume of her conversation was getting louder and louder...  I was facing a man who was staring ahead but listening avidly.  My friend couldn’t see him and continued to get louder and louder, using words like “kissing”, “passion”, “sex”, “Green Peach was AMAZING”, “wet”, “Made it SO alive and sensitive down there”...she repeated these words a LOT.  The man just stared ahead but was not drinking his coffee I noticed.  I was trying to tell my friend to maybe tone it down a bit, averting my eyes past her to maybe make her realize that there was another person listening to her and who was DEFINITELY in ear shot (unless he was super deaf!), but she wasn’t interested and continued to get louder and louder...  We finished our coffee and cake and I went ahead and opened the car.   Well!  I watched through my rear view mirror the eaves dropping man jump up, intercept my friend and engaged with her, while gently holding her arm, and staring into her eyes deeply... Finally she got into the car and I said “All good?”

“Fabulous!  Just FABULOUS!  I must give you feed back on Green Peach more often... I am having dinner tonight with that man who was sitting quietly at the coffee shop minding his own business.  I didn’t even notice him, but he said I was beautiful and glowing... all because I was remembering my Green Peach nights...just FABULOUS I tell you darling.  Just FABULOUS !!!”

GREEN PEACH spreading love